God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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