at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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