I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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