Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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