So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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