I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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