Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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