You're so nebulous sometimes
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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