white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
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Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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