If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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