She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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