You can't special order awesome
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
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Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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