At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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