Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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