hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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