Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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