im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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