my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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