I CAN MOONWALK!
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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