i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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