I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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