I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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