it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I wish i was in the wii world.
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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