Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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