She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
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well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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