and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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