Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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