Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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