im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
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We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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