There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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