the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
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Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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