remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
This beer is not sobering me up at all
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
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Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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