we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
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I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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