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It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
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I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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