Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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