; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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