so that wasnt chicken after all
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
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I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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