O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
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If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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