East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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