He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
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I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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