Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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