Sry I called you an 8
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He? As in you personified your dick?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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