i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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