D3 body, D1 cock
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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