he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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