Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I will pee on everything he values.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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