He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
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At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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