u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
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Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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