just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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