I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I think people are normalizing furries
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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